There's Good News & Bad News
Jean and Jami met once a week for lunch. One week the conversation went like this...
Jean: How's your new puppy?
Jami: Well...there's good news and bad news.
Jean: Oh, dear! Give me the bad news first.
Jami: Yesterday, the puppy ate one of my new $400.00 Italian shoes.
Jean: And the good news?
Jami: It was the mate to the one he ate two days before that.