There Was Ham, There Was Turkey, There Was Caviar...
While there may not have been any caviar, there was everything else. There were garlands and stars. There were trees and colored lights (to hypnotize?). There were carols and laughing Santas. And that was just in the pharmacy.
While we expect these things in a regular Walmart, why in a Walmart Market? Should we stock up now on our Christmas birds for the best selection? Is there a cranberry shortage this year?
And what in Priscilla's name would John Alden think of all this Christmas hype?