Brown Egg More Popular than a Jenner
Above is a replica of the Internet's newest celebrity. We say replica since it isn't the actual brown egg now soaring to new heights on Instagram, but a 3D printed egg. Please don't ask anyone at PNS why someone would want to use a 3D printer to make an egg; we have no idea.
We do know why a real brown egg is peaking on Instagram. Some extremely intelligent person who noticed that Kylie Jenner had the world's record with 18.1 million likes thought that a brown egg was both more attractive and intelligent. He or she was right.
Yes, the little brown egg holds the world's record at the moment. Tune in tomorrow when it may be one of those Hemsley cockroaches.